killer cat oscar stalks rest-home, kills 25 people and teddy bear
Stamped: July 26th, 2007
If a human pulled this, s/he’d SO get locked up in a moment. Picture this:
Guy visits 25 patients, spends a couple of hours with them. 100% fatality rate.
Think he’s going to be winning internet fame for his contribution to society? Perhaps a wall plaque for his “compassionate hospice care” to hang over his extra saucer of milk?
Well, George the (Killer) Cat does exactly the same thing, and is applauded for being cute while doing it. At least it doesn’t look like he beat up on the teddy for too long before sending him to the other side.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/07/25/national/a141306D42.DTL&tsp=1
Foolish humans. Don’t you know what they’re planning?
Cat grows plump on human souls, and we write interest stories.

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— July 31, 2007 @ 10:16 pm
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damn. tv three news picked up on the story. i feel so filthy and mainstream.