Stamped: March 22nd, 2007

the girl at mitre 10 asked what the humane trap was. i said,

it’s a rat trap.

she said,

ew, do you like rats?

the humane trap didn’t work. rats are too smart for that shit.

tui is a very good dog, he likes to hunt rats. only bad ones though. (not lovely friendly rats like shiva.)

mummy rat is pissed off now. the nest is gone. the food is gone. the trap is still ignored (rats are really smart, i will grant them that. but they smell bad.)

we feel your pain, mummy rat. but we asked you to leave nicely, and you didn’t, so we killed your family.